In true Subbie Xmas spirit (mainly sherry) we sat down with Subculture resident Domenic Cappello for a quick fire festive Q&A with a difference. The cheeseboard at Christmas should offer something for every passing glutton. We wanted to find out what Dom likes on his. Some of the responses are crackers, the big man really doesn’t give Edam…
Mozzarella or Brie? Mozzarella.
MD 20 20 or Buckie? Buckie.
M&S or Waitrose? Aldi.
Southside or West End? South Side.
Ibiza or Croatia? Croatia.
Favourite Xmas movie? National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
Best after party and why? In the Sub when everyone leaves and Telf puts the tunes back on.
Best Xmas tune? Fairytale of New York.
Love Actually or The Holiday? Love Actually.
Favourite Stocking filler? Monica Bellucci.
Worst place you’ve woke up at on Xmas morning? A hedge in Cumbernauld.
Would you bring back Top Of The Pops? No.
Worst Xmas Present you’ve ever had? A one armed action man.
On what day did you last give a fuck? Sometime in the 80’s.
Cheeseboard or Trifle? Cheeseboard
Skiing or Snowboarding? Snowboarding or Sledging on a bin lid.
Turkey or Ham? Both
Red or White Wine? Red
Easties or Corrie? Neither , Emmerdale all day.
If you had to make our own Xmas Jumper what would be on it? Santa and the baby Jesus breakdancing whilst Harri DJs dressed as an elf.
Old Testament or New? Old.
Since your technically Jesus-like round these parts do you get loads of presents at Xmas? Harri always buys me Kouros, and underwear from Anne Summers. Every year without fail!
Would you rather date a Mr Clause with a Mrs Clause top half and reindeer bottom half or a Mrs Clause bottom half and a reindeer head? Are you Drunk?
Home Alone 1 or Home Alone 2? 1
Fake or Real? (Tree) Real.
Pub on Xmas Day or Boxing Day? Boxing Day.
Sober October or Can’t Remember December? Can’t remember December.
Mince Pie or Chocolate Pudding? I’d prefer an oyster with raspberry out of the Queens Cafe.
Baileys or Tia Maria …both are bogging.
