For the twelth and final day of Sub Club’s 12 days of Xmas Optimo’s Jonnie Wilkes, a Belfast born, Glasgow based wise guy knows a thing or two about festive fun. Ahead of the weekend’s Subculture we caught up over a single malt to see what tickles his Christmas Pickle…
Mozarella or Brie? I tell you, I’ve paid handsome amounts of money for both on occasions and found them both disappointing but that’s not to say I don’t like foreign food.
MD 20 20 or Buckie? I’ve paid handsome amounts of money for both on occasions and found them both disappointing. But seriously, I know you think cause I’m Irish it’s probably both but I’m strictly Mad Dog.
M&S or Waitrose? Mate, you could learn a lot from avoiding both these places.
Southside or West End? Somewhere In-between.
Ibiza or Croatia? Both are slowly deteriorating and we all know why.
Favourite Xmas movie? It’s a Wonderlife Life.
Best after party and why? A certain Speakeasy in San Francisco. Ask Andy…
Best Xmas tune? Rudy Ray Moore – This ain’t no White Christmas.
Love Actually or The Holiday? I’m guessing they’re both shite so stop trying to catch me out.
Favourite Stocking filler? Harri.
Worst place you’ve woke up at on Xmas morning? The Bandstand at Pickie Pool.
Skiing or Snowboarding? I don’t like all the puffy clothes associated with those sports but I like the word “gnarly” so maybe snowboarding is better for me.
Turkey or Ham? Turkey
Red or White Wine? Red
Easties or Corrie? Corrie
If you had to decide your own Xmas Jumper what would be on it? Tiny Tim’s club foot.
Since your technically Jesus-like round these parts do you get loads of presents at Xmas? Not “loads” but a lot yes.
Would you rather fight ten elf sized Santas or ten Santa sized Elves? If there’s one thing I hate it’s losing. If there’s two things I hate it, it’s losing and getting a disease from an elf or Santa.
Pub on Xmas Day or Boxing Day? Boxing Day
Mince Pie or Chocolate Pudding? The Pie please.
